Retirement Plaque - Design 1

Time to clock out for good. “Officially Retired – Not My Problem Anymore” is the ultimate retirement gift for the coworker, mate, or family member who’s finally earned their freedom.

This bold, stamp-style design features big script lettering, cheeky text, and star details — all V-carved for a premium, 3D look. It’s funny, direct, and guaranteed to get a laugh at any retirement party.

Each plaque is V-carved with precision using a CNC router, giving crisp, deep detail that stands out on any wall or shelf.

Choose Your Material:

• Solid Macrocarpa Timber – Natural, warm grain with a satin clear lacquer finish that protects the wood and makes the V-carved colours pop
• Painted MDF – Smooth finish with satin clear lacquer for durability and a clean, modern look

Fully Customisable Colours & Text
Want it in black and gold? Red and white? Company colours? We can customise the paint colours to suit your theme.
Want to add a name? We can swap “2026” for “Mike Thompson – 2026” or adjust the text however you like. Just ask.

Product Details:

• Size: 385mm wide x 320mm high
• Design: V-carved stamp-style circle with script “Retired” and bold border text
• Finish: Satin clear lacquer on all materials
• Hanging: Keyhole slot routed into the back for easy, flush wall mounting
• Fully Customisable: Colours, name, year, and wording all tailored to your retiree

How to Order Your Custom Plaque
Click “Contact” or email us to discuss the name, colours, and any text changes you’d like. We’ll send a mock-up to confirm the design before we start crafting.

Lead Time
Please allow 10-15 working days for dispatch once the final design is confirmed. Handmade takes time, and we want it perfect.