{"product_id":"retirement-plaque-design-1","title":"Retirement Plaque - Design 1","description":"\u003cp\u003eTime to clock out for good. \u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003e“Officially Retired – Not My Problem Anymore”\u003c\/span\u003e is the ultimate retirement gift for the coworker, mate, or family member who’s finally earned their freedom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bold, stamp-style design features big script lettering, cheeky text, and star details — all V-carved for a premium, 3D look. It’s funny, direct, and guaranteed to get a laugh at any retirement party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach plaque is V-carved with precision using a CNC router, giving crisp, deep detail that stands out on any wall or shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eChoose Your Material:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"list-inside list-disc whitespace-normal [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;li]:ps-6\" data-streamdown=\"unordered-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eSolid Macrocarpa Timber\u003c\/span\u003e – Natural, warm grain with a \u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003esatin clear lacquer finish\u003c\/span\u003e that protects the wood and makes the V-carved colours pop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003ePainted MDF\u003c\/span\u003e – Smooth finish with \u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003esatin clear lacquer\u003c\/span\u003e for durability and a clean, modern look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eFully Customisable Colours \u0026amp; Text\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWant it in black and gold? Red and white? Company colours? \u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eWe can customise the paint colours\u003c\/span\u003e to suit your theme.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eWant to add a name?\u003c\/span\u003e We can swap \u003cem\u003e“2026”\u003c\/em\u003e for \u003cem\u003e“Mike Thompson – 2026”\u003c\/em\u003e or adjust the text however you like. Just ask.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"list-inside list-disc whitespace-normal [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;li]:ps-6\" data-streamdown=\"unordered-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eSize\u003c\/span\u003e: 385mm wide x 320mm high\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/span\u003e: V-carved stamp-style circle with script “Retired” and bold border text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eFinish\u003c\/span\u003e: Satin clear lacquer on all materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eHanging\u003c\/span\u003e: Keyhole slot routed into the back for easy, flush wall mounting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eFully Customisable\u003c\/span\u003e: Colours, name, year, and wording all tailored to your retiree\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eHow to Order Your Custom Plaque\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eClick “Contact” or email us to discuss the name, colours, and any text changes you’d like. We’ll send a mock-up to confirm the design before we start crafting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eLead Time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlease allow \u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003e10-15 working days\u003c\/span\u003e for dispatch once the final design is confirmed. Handmade takes time, and we want it perfect.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"fifty1fifty.cncworkz","offers":[{"title":"Macrocarpa","offer_id":48221673881822,"sku":null,"price":150.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MDF","offer_id":48221679386846,"sku":null,"price":120.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0638\/9832\/1118\/files\/retirement-plaque-design-1-macrocarpa-fifty1fifty.jpg?v=1779061873","url":"https:\/\/www.fifty1fifty.nz\/products\/retirement-plaque-design-1","provider":"Fifty1Fifty-CNCWorkz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}