Retirement Plaque - Design 10

She’s retiring from work, not from fun. “Officially Retired & Still Up To No Good – 40+ Years Of Mischief” celebrates the legend who’s spent a career keeping things interesting… and has no plans to stop.

This cheeky pin-up style design shows her in a robe and party hat, champagne in hand, leaning over the desk she’s finally free from. The box of “retirement essentials” — a lacy bra and a bottle of wine — says everything you need to know about what’s next.

Perfect for she-sheds, home bars, office farewell gifts, or as the centrepiece at a retirement party. It’s classy, sassy, and 100% deserved.

Each plaque is V-carved with precision using a CNC router, giving crisp, deep detail that makes the graphics and bold lettering pop.

Choose Your Material:

• Solid Macrocarpa Timber – Natural, warm grain with a clear satin finish that protects the wood and highlights the V-carved details
• Painted MDF – Finished in satin black and silver for a sleek, modern, high-contrast look

Fully Customisable Colours & Text
Want the robe in hot pink? The champagne in gold? We can customise the paint colours to match her personality.
Want to personalise it? We can change “40+ Years Of Mischief” to her actual years, add her name, or swap the text to “30+ Years”, “50+ Years”, or whatever fits. Just ask.

Product Details:

• Size: 380mm diameter round
• Design: V-carved circle with retro pin-up graphic, desk scene + cheeky retirement box
• Finish: Clear satin on Macrocarpa, satin finish on MDF
• Hanging: Keyhole slot routed into the back for easy, flush wall mounting
• Fully Customisable: Colours, name, years of service, and wording all tailored to your retiree

How to Order Your Custom Plaque
Click “Contact” or email us with her name and years of service. We’ll send a mock-up to confirm the design before we start crafting.

Lead Time
Please allow 10-15 working days for dispatch once the final design is confirmed. Handmade takes time, and we want it perfect.