Retirement Plaque - Design 3

For the retiree who’s done playing nice: “Officially Retired & Fully Licensed To Be A Menace.”

This brutally honest, laugh-out-loud design is for the guy who’s earned the right to do what he wants, when he wants. Featuring a grumpy old legend flipping the bird, party hat on, and a “KISS MY RETIRED ASS” speech bubble — it’s retirement with zero filter.

Perfect for man caves, sheds, garages, or as the ultimate gag gift at a retirement party.

Each plaque is V-carved with precision using a CNC router, giving crisp, deep detail that makes the cartoon and lettering pop off the board.

Choose Your Material:

• Solid Macrocarpa Timber – Natural, warm grain with a clear satin finish that protects the wood and highlights the V-carved details
• Painted MDF – Finished in satin black and silver for a sleek, modern, high-contrast look

Fully Customisable Colours & Text
Want it in bold red and black? Classic black and gold? We can customise the paint colours to suit his vibe.
Want to add a name or year? We can add “Dave – 2026” under the graphic or tone down the language if it’s a gift for work. Just ask.

Product Details:

• Size: 380mm diameter round
• Design: V-carved circle with decorative border, cartoon graphic + speech bubble
• Finish: Clear satin on Macrocarpa, satin finish on MDF
• Hanging: Keyhole slot routed into the back for easy, flush wall mounting
• Fully Customisable: Colours, name, year, and wording all tailored to your retiree

How to Order Your Custom Plaque
Click “Contact” or email us to discuss the name, colours, and any text changes you’d like. We’ll send a mock-up to confirm the design before we start crafting.

Lead Time
Please allow 10-15 working days for dispatch once the final design is confirmed. Handmade takes time, and we want it perfect.