{"product_id":"retirement-plaque-design-3","title":"Retirement Plaque - Design 3","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the retiree who’s done playing nice: \u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003e“Officially Retired \u0026amp; Fully Licensed To Be A Menace.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis brutally honest, laugh-out-loud design is for the guy who’s earned the right to do what he wants, when he wants. Featuring a grumpy old legend flipping the bird, party hat on, and a \u003cem\u003e“KISS MY RETIRED ASS”\u003c\/em\u003e speech bubble — it’s retirement with zero filter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for man caves, sheds, garages, or as the ultimate gag gift at a retirement party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach plaque is V-carved with precision using a CNC router, giving crisp, deep detail that makes the cartoon and lettering pop off the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eChoose Your Material:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"list-inside list-disc whitespace-normal [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;li]:ps-6\" data-streamdown=\"unordered-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eSolid Macrocarpa Timber\u003c\/span\u003e – Natural, warm grain with a \u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eclear satin finish\u003c\/span\u003e that protects the wood and highlights the V-carved details\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003ePainted MDF\u003c\/span\u003e – Finished in \u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003esatin black and silver\u003c\/span\u003e for a sleek, modern, high-contrast look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eFully Customisable Colours \u0026amp; Text\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWant it in bold red and black? Classic black and gold? \u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eWe can customise the paint colours\u003c\/span\u003e to suit his vibe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eWant to add a name or year?\u003c\/span\u003e We can add \u003cem\u003e“Dave – 2026”\u003c\/em\u003e under the graphic or tone down the language if it’s a gift for work. Just ask.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"list-inside list-disc whitespace-normal [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;li]:ps-6\" data-streamdown=\"unordered-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eSize\u003c\/span\u003e: 380mm diameter round\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/span\u003e: V-carved circle with decorative border, cartoon graphic + speech bubble\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eFinish\u003c\/span\u003e: Clear satin on Macrocarpa, satin finish on MDF\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eHanging\u003c\/span\u003e: Keyhole slot routed into the back for easy, flush wall mounting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eFully Customisable\u003c\/span\u003e: Colours, name, year, and wording all tailored to your retiree\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eHow to Order Your Custom Plaque\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eClick “Contact” or email us to discuss the name, colours, and any text changes you’d like. We’ll send a mock-up to confirm the design before we start crafting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eLead Time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlease allow \u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003e10-15 working days\u003c\/span\u003e for dispatch once the final design is confirmed. Handmade takes time, and we want it perfect.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"fifty1fifty.cncworkz","offers":[{"title":"Macrocarpa","offer_id":48258085224670,"sku":null,"price":150.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MDF","offer_id":48258085257438,"sku":null,"price":120.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0638\/9832\/1118\/files\/retirement-plaque-design-3-macrocarpa-fifty1fifty.jpg?v=1779066976","url":"https:\/\/www.fifty1fifty.nz\/products\/retirement-plaque-design-3","provider":"Fifty1Fifty-CNCWorkz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}