Retirement Plaque - Design 4

Retired doesn’t mean boring. “Officially Retired – Still Up To No Good” is for the woman who’s trading deadlines for wine o’clock and plans to keep the fun going.

This cheeky round design features a sun-hatted retiree with wine in hand, bikini that says “Retired Hot”, and a suitcase packed with mischief. The perfect mix of funny, flirty, and fabulous.

Ideal for farewell gifts, she-sheds, beach houses, or caravans — anywhere she plans to cause a little trouble in retirement.

Each plaque is V-carved with precision using a CNC router, giving crisp, deep detail that makes the graphics and lettering pop.

Choose Your Material:

• Solid Macrocarpa Timber – Natural, warm grain with a clear satin finish that protects the wood and highlights the V-carved details
• Painted MDF – Finished in satin black and silver for a sleek, modern, high-contrast look

Fully Customisable Colours & Text
Want it in rose gold, hot pink, or her favourite colours? We can customise the paint colours to suit her style.
Want to add a name or year? We can add “Linda – 2026” or change “Retired Hot” to her name. Just ask.

Product Details:

• Size: 380mm diameter round
• Design: V-carved circle with dotted border + sassy central graphic
• Finish: Clear satin on Macrocarpa, satin finish on MDF
• Hanging: Keyhole slot routed into the back for easy, flush wall mounting
• Fully Customisable: Colours, name, year, and wording all tailored to your retiree

How to Order Your Custom Plaque
Click “Contact” or email us to discuss the name, colours, and any text changes you’d like. We’ll send a mock-up to confirm the design before we start crafting.

Lead Time
Please allow 10-15 working days for dispatch once the final design is confirmed. Handmade takes time, and we want it perfect.