Retirement Plaque - Design 5

He’s retired, not reformed. “Officially Retired – Naughty By Choice, Pension Approved, Trouble Still Expected” is the perfect plaque for the bloke who’s hanging up his work boots but keeping his sense of mischief.

Featuring a grinning, sunglass-wearing devil with a cocktail in hand, handcuffs, and a cheeky tail, this design says it all. The pension might be approved, but the trouble sure isn’t over.

Ideal for man caves, garages, bars, or as the star gag gift at any retirement party.

Each plaque is V-carved with precision using a CNC router, giving crisp, deep detail that makes the cartoon and bold lettering stand out.

Choose Your Material:

• Solid Macrocarpa Timber – Natural, warm grain with a clear satin finish that protects the wood and highlights the V-carved details
• Painted MDF – Finished in satin black and silver for a sleek, modern, high-contrast look

Fully Customisable Colours & Text
Want it in fire-engine red and black? Navy and gold? We can customise the paint colours to match his style.
Want to add a name or year? We can add “Barry – 2026” or swap the wording to something tamer for work gifts. Just ask.

Product Details:

• Size: 380mm diameter round
• Design: V-carved circle with bold stacked text + devil cartoon graphic
• Finish: Clear satin on Macrocarpa, satin finish on MDF
• Hanging: Keyhole slot routed into the back for easy, flush wall mounting
• Fully Customisable: Colours, name, year, and wording all tailored to your retiree

How to Order Your Custom Plaque
Click “Contact” or email us to discuss the name, colours, and any text changes you’d like. We’ll send a mock-up to confirm the design before we start crafting.

Lead Time
Please allow 10-15 working days for dispatch once the final design is confirmed. Handmade takes time, and we want it perfect.