Retirement Plaque - Design 6

HR’s worst nightmare has officially clocked out. “Officially Retired – Time To Be Bad” is for the retiree who’s done with rules and ready for fun.

This hilarious design features a sun-hatted, bikini-clad “Naughty Retiree” toasting with champagne and a “Finally no HR” speech bubble, while her man relaxes under the palm trees. Retirement goals, right there.

Perfect for beach houses, caravans, she-sheds, or as the ultimate gag gift at a retirement party. If she’s spent years being professional, this is her permission slip to be a little bit bad.

Each plaque is V-carved with precision using a CNC router, giving crisp, deep detail that makes the graphics and lettering pop.

Choose Your Material:

• Solid Macrocarpa Timber – Natural, warm grain with a clear satin finish that protects the wood and highlights the V-carved details
• Painted MDF – Finished in satin black and silver for a sleek, modern, high-contrast look

Fully Customisable Colours & Text
Want it in teal and rose gold? Coral and white? We can customise the paint colours to suit her style.
Want to add a name or year? We can add “Sue – 2026” or change “Naughty Retiree” to her name. Just ask.

Product Details:

• Size: 380mm diameter round
• Design: V-carved circle with beach scene, speech bubble + bold border text
• Finish: Clear satin on Macrocarpa, satin finish on MDF
• Hanging: Keyhole slot routed into the back for easy, flush wall mounting
• Fully Customisable: Colours, name, year, and wording all tailored to your retiree

How to Order Your Custom Plaque
Click “Contact” or email us to discuss the name, colours, and any text changes you’d like. We’ll send a mock-up to confirm the design before we start crafting.

Lead Time
Please allow 10-15 working days for dispatch once the final design is confirmed. Handmade takes time, and we want it perfect.