Retirement Plaque - Design 7

The alarm is off. The boss is gone. The work ethic? Officially buried.

“Officially Retired – No Alarms, No Bosses. Here Lies ’s Work Ethic” is the ultimate tribute to a career well done… and a retirement even better.

This design features the retired legend kicking back in a Hawaiian shirt with a fishing rod, golf club, and cold beer close by. The crossbones at the bottom say it all — R.I.P. to early starts.

Perfect for man caves, sheds, garages, baches, or as the standout gag gift at any retirement party.

Each plaque is V-carved with precision using a CNC router, giving crisp, deep detail that makes the graphics and lettering pop.

Choose Your Material:

• Solid Macrocarpa Timber – Natural, warm grain with a clear satin finish that protects the wood and highlights the V-carved details
• Painted MDF – Finished in satin black and silver for a sleek, modern, high-contrast look [Name]

Fully Customisable Colours & Text
Want the Hawaiian shirt in his favourite team colours? We can customise the paint colours to suit him perfectly.
Personalise it: We’ll swap [NAME] for the retiree’s name and adjust the years “1978 – 2024” to match his actual working years. No extra charge.

Product Details:

• Size: 380mm diameter round
• Design: V-carved circle with fishing/golf/beer scene + personalised epitaph text
• Finish: Clear satin on Macrocarpa, satin finish on MDF
• Hanging: Keyhole slot routed into the back for easy, flush wall mounting
• Fully Customisable: Colours, name, years, and wording all tailored to your retiree

How to Order Your Custom Plaque
Click “Contact” or email us with the name and years of service you’d like. We’ll send a mock-up to confirm the design before we start crafting.

Lead Time
Please allow 10-15 working days for dispatch once the final design is confirmed. Handmade takes time, and we want it perfect.