Retirement Plaque - Design 8

She’s retired from the Daily Grind and officially reporting for duty as Full-Time Trouble.

This retro pin-up style design is for the legend who’s spent years being good at work and is now ready to be very, very bad. Featuring a winking devil lady in a robe with a martini, golf clubs, handcuffs, a cheeky bra, and popping champagne — it’s chaos, class, and cocktails all in one.

Graduated with honours from the IRD – Class of Forever Naughty. The daily grind is over. The trouble is just beginning.

Perfect for she-sheds, home bars, caravans, or as the headline gag gift at any retirement party.

Each plaque is V-carved with precision using a CNC router, giving crisp, deep detail that makes the graphics and bold lettering pop.

Choose Your Material:

• Solid Macrocarpa Timber – Natural, warm grain with a clear satin finish that protects the wood and highlights the V-carved details
• Painted MDF – Finished in satin black and silver for a sleek, modern, high-contrast look

Fully Customisable Colours & Text
Want her robe in hot red? The martini glass in rose gold? We can customise the paint colours to match her vibe.
Want to add a name or year? We can add “Karen – Class of 2026” under the IRD banner or tone down the wording for work gifts. Just ask.

Product Details:

• Size: 380mm diameter round
• Design: V-carved circle with retro pin-up graphic, golf clubs, champagne + cheeky props
• Finish: Clear satin on Macrocarpa, satin finish on MDF
• Hanging: Keyhole slot routed into the back for easy, flush wall mounting
• Fully Customisable: Colours, name, year, and wording all tailored to your retiree

How to Order Your Custom Plaque
Click “Contact” or email us to discuss the name, colours, and any text changes you’d like. We’ll send a mock-up to confirm the design before we start crafting.

Lead Time
Please allow 10-15 working days for dispatch once the final design is confirmed. Handmade takes time, and we want it perfect.