{"product_id":"retirement-plaque-design-8","title":"Retirement Plaque - Design 8","description":"\u003cp\u003eShe’s retired from the \u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eDaily Grind\u003c\/span\u003e and officially reporting for duty as \u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eFull-Time Trouble.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis retro pin-up style design is for the legend who’s spent years being good at work and is now ready to be very, very bad. Featuring a winking devil lady in a robe with a martini, golf clubs, handcuffs, a cheeky bra, and popping champagne — it’s chaos, class, and cocktails all in one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGraduated with honours from the \u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eIRD – Class of Forever Naughty\u003c\/span\u003e. The daily grind is over. The trouble is just beginning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for she-sheds, home bars, caravans, or as the headline gag gift at any retirement party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach plaque is V-carved with precision using a CNC router, giving crisp, deep detail that makes the graphics and bold lettering pop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eChoose Your Material:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"list-inside list-disc whitespace-normal [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;li]:ps-6\" data-streamdown=\"unordered-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eSolid Macrocarpa Timber\u003c\/span\u003e – Natural, warm grain with a \u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eclear satin finish\u003c\/span\u003e that protects the wood and highlights the V-carved details\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003ePainted MDF\u003c\/span\u003e – Finished in \u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003esatin black and silver\u003c\/span\u003e for a sleek, modern, high-contrast look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eFully Customisable Colours \u0026amp; Text\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWant her robe in hot red? The martini glass in rose gold? \u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eWe can customise the paint colours\u003c\/span\u003e to match her vibe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eWant to add a name or year?\u003c\/span\u003e We can add \u003cem\u003e“Karen – Class of 2026”\u003c\/em\u003e under the IRD banner or tone down the wording for work gifts. Just ask.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"list-inside list-disc whitespace-normal [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;li]:ps-6\" data-streamdown=\"unordered-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eSize\u003c\/span\u003e: 380mm diameter round\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/span\u003e: V-carved circle with retro pin-up graphic, golf clubs, champagne + cheeky props\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eFinish\u003c\/span\u003e: Clear satin on Macrocarpa, satin finish on MDF\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eHanging\u003c\/span\u003e: Keyhole slot routed into the back for easy, flush wall mounting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eFully Customisable\u003c\/span\u003e: Colours, name, year, and wording all tailored to your retiree\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eHow to Order Your Custom Plaque\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eClick “Contact” or email us to discuss the name, colours, and any text changes you’d like. We’ll send a mock-up to confirm the design before we start crafting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eLead Time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlease allow \u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003e10-15 working days\u003c\/span\u003e for dispatch once the final design is confirmed. Handmade takes time, and we want it perfect.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"fifty1fifty.cncworkz","offers":[{"title":"Macrocarpa","offer_id":48258174091486,"sku":null,"price":150.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MDF","offer_id":48258174124254,"sku":null,"price":120.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0638\/9832\/1118\/files\/retirement-plaque-design-8-macrocarpa-fifty1fifty.jpg?v=1779067509","url":"https:\/\/www.fifty1fifty.nz\/products\/retirement-plaque-design-8","provider":"Fifty1Fifty-CNCWorkz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}